Hey there! How is everyone on this wonerfully holy day? I'm doing all right, and I'm amazed to say that I've found god. It's amazing, I can't believe such a person would kill kittens! Oh well what can I say? He did take away Davids toys though -_- so not cool God.

So I was walking down the street right? And I see these people scuba diving in the FDL river, which just seems increadibly unhealthy, so I parted the river to save the poor people. They said they hate me, but I know the love me. How can you not love a man with a beard that's longer than the rest of his hair?

hello everyone. I'm doing fabulous in case you were wondering, I've started operation kill good, AND started a snake shop. It's been a very productive couple of days, probably because I haven't been able to spend a lot of quality time with Jesus and David, well David I saw a lot, but I miss Jesus. I love you Jesus!

Oh and I've also started a new diet trend, it's called "Mose's Diet Trend" yea it's pretty cool. It'll help you work off that daily bread, and that sip of wine in no time.

Greetings fellow worshipers, not of my but of our lord Jesus, the real one to be worshipped. Me and Jesus have been talking, or plotting whatever term suits you best, on a way to get god out of the picture! We're sick of being his little pawns, Jesus go to earth, Jesus go do impressive things for people so they like you, Jesus go die for humanities sins. Then there's myself, Moses free the jews from the pharo in egypt, Moses sit up on a mountain carving things out of stone and teach the ten commandments to the people who worship things other than me, Moses go part the sea to get away from the angry pharos army, Moses now close the sea on them and commit like a hundered sins so I don't have too. Yea I see how it works with you god, you just wait. 

So today since I didn't get my daily bread yesterday, I had to eat two loaves today. Now I feel fat, I think I may need to go on a diet.

You'd think the life of Moses would be more interesting, when in fact it's pretty orginal. I went to local store to pick up my daily bread, and a priest from the near by church yelled at me for my long hair. Obvisouly he didn't realize who I was, and when I informed him he was enraged by my unholy-ness AND my long hair. I was in such a frustrated mood that I totally forgot my bread and stormed out of the store screaming, "Jesus had long hair!!"

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Well I have truly been blessed, a miracle has occured. My xanga now has a cool background, and I Have no idea how it got there. I thank the lord for this miracle that has occured in my life.

Today I prevented the president from taking a bath by making all the water in his bath tub go to either side, haha. Now you'll be smelly.